Don’t be Patchman is a 2D action adventure game, done in a pixelated art style. This title sees players take over the role of Patchman, a renegade gardener looking to right the wrongs he made in a ...

As I watched the first video of Don’t Be Patchman (below), I thought I had an okay feel for what it is. Plant apples, get an apple tree, shake it for more apples. Got it. I’m no Animal Crossing slouch ...

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All the Latest Game Footage and Images from Patchman vs. Blue Squares More Sheeple need rescuing – this time from Office World – and Patchman is on the case! But now there are sinister Blue Squares to ...

All the Latest Game Footage and Images from Patchman vs. Red Circles Help Patchman rescue the Sheeple from enslavement by the Drone army! But… who is Patchman, and why shouldn’t you be him? Find out ...