See your cactus wearing sunglasses. Or your fiddle-leaf fig as a poised, fashionista tall drinker with swoony sleeves and an espresso in their hand. Would your succulents be the members of a book club ...

The Christmas cactus (Schlumbergera x buckleyi) is a much-loved festive plant that puts on a spectacular floral display over the holidays. Unlike desert cacti, it hails from the humid tropical forests ...