It’s considered a crime in the AFL and racing world to hold a wedding on the first week of the season, or on Derby Day.

The Obamas have been the subject of split rumours. Picture: AFP “I was like, ‘Dude, a 3 o’clock departure means you’ve done all that,’ you know, it’s like, don’t start looking for ...

“I was like, ‘Dude, a 3 o’clock departure means you’ve done all that,’ you know, it’s like, don’t start looking for your glasses at the 3 o’clock departure,” Michelle sai ...