Hayden Panettiere's Halloween costume really is the cat's whiskers ... As they are expecting a baby daughter before the end of the year, it will be the first child for the couple.

Agreeing to come to the rescue, he spits out his drink and proclaims, "I'll get my onesies." Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time" then plays in the background as the baby takes a helicopter out of ...

And I'm not saying this like it's a bad thing. There are so many wonderful dumb things in this universe -- Channing Tatum and novelty hot dog toasters are perhaps the best examples. And babies ...