Yo ho ho, adventurers! Welcome back to the wildest treasure hunt on the seven seas… or at least on your feed. Meet One-Eyed Willy, the legendary pirate who’s been guarding his riches since the days of doubloons and deadly booby traps. But in this AI-powered skit series, Willy’s not just sitting on his throne of gold anymore—he’s out here navigating modern life with one good eye, zero chill, and a whole lot of sarcastic swagger. In today’s episode, watch as Willy tries to figure out dating apps (

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